Funniest Jokes for Science Geeks

·         A science teacher tells his class, "Oxygen is a must for breathing and life. It was discovered in 1773." A blonde student responds, "Thank God I was born after 1773! Otherwise I would have died without it."

·         Helium walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve noble gases here." Helium doesn't react.

·         Molecule 1: I just lost an electron.
Molecule 2: Are you sure?
Molecule 1: I’m positive.

·         Newton, Pascal and Archimedes are playing hide and seek. Archimedes starts to count, Pascal hides in a bush, and Newton draws a square on the ground and steps into it. Archimedes finds Newton first, of course, but Newton replies, "Nope. One Newton on one square meter is equal to one Pascal."

·         Two hydrogen atoms are at a party and bump into each other. The first one says, "Hey, grab that electron, it's mine!" "How do you know?" asks the second. "'Cause I'm positive!" the first replies.

·         Q: What did the 30 degree angle say to the 90 degree angle?
A: "You think you're always right!"

·         When you die, you should have your brain donated to science. I hear they're trying to come up with the perfect vacuum.

·         Two hydrogen atoms are at a party and bump into each other. The first one says, "Hey, grab that electron, it's mine!" "How do you know?" asks the second. "'Cause I'm positive!" the first replies.

·         Photons have mass? I didn't know that they were Catholic.

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