Funniest Jokes On Animals That Will Make You Laugh Hard

·         Q: What do you call a pig that does karate?
A: A pork chop.

·         How did the blonde try to kill the bird?? She threw it off a cliff.

·         An elephant and a camel are talking. The elephant asks, "Why do you have boobs on your back?" The camel replies, "Ha! That's a funny question coming from an animal with a penis hanging from his face."

·         A man is fishing and he catches a crocodile. The crocodile tells him, "Please let me go! I'll grant you any wish you desire." The man says, "Okay, I wish my penis could touch the ground." The crocodile then bites his legs off.

·         Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Hey, do you know how to drive this thing?"

·         Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100? Because when she gets to 69 she has a frog in her throat.

·         Yo mama so stupid, she tried to save a fish from drowning.

·         A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!!" The blind man replies, "Just looking around."

·         A baby snake asked it's mom, "Mommy are we poisonous?" The mother snake responded, "Yes honey, but why do you want to know?" The baby snake responded, "Because I just bit myself..."

·         Q: Why do seagulls fly over the sea? A: Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.

·         Why are sharks mostly salt water creatures? Because pepper would make them sneeze.

·         A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "We don't serve ducks here." The duck says, "I'll pay you $20." "Your money isn't good here." "Then put it on my bill."

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