Most Popular One-Liners of All Time

Jokes play a big role in lightening our moods. They are the quickest and cheapest remedy to cure any sort of depression or anxiety. All it takes is a finely structured one liner joke to get you laughing out loud. One-liners are basically any funny sentences that occur in the form of a comment in the middle of a conversation and induce laughter. They are witty dialogues that are full of humor.  Here are some of the most popular one-liners of all time.


·         Q: How did the tree feel in the spring?
A: 'Releaved'.

·         I knew a blonde that was so stupid; she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind!

·         Q: Why is air a lot like sex?
A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

·         I went to the bank the other day and asked the banker to check my balance, so she pushed me!

·         Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

·         Q: Why do men take showers instead of baths?
A: Pissing in the bath is disgusting.


·         You are not the worst person in the world, but until one worse comes along, you'll do.

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